I publish a post about what a waste of news space you are, and now you’re everywhere even worse than you were. An app for your stupid Hollywood game is banner-style down the side of my Facebook page. An ad for your gacky perfume, and I hate perfume anyway as I made clear in this post, is now big and fat in the middle of my news feed.
OK, I get it. You’re rich. You’re insidious. You’re crafty. You will make me pay for mocking you.
That’s okay. Please note that I use apostrophes correctly. I am the apostrophe champion. I don’t know for certain that you misuse apostrophes, but I’m guessing. I know it’s pathetic, but it’s all I have.
I’m not even really that irritated. It’s just that I have a head cold and I don’t want to do my statistics homework and tomorrow’s Monday. If you weren’t everywhere I go you wouldn’t be such a handy scapegoat.
99 Monkeys 